ESCLAVO DEL APETITO
decir que Prefab Sprout hace música para
bares para suavizar las almas de los ebrios operadores de
computadoras. Otros se preguntan porqué Paddy
McAloon llamó a su grupo Steve McQueen? Fotografía de Adrian
Boot, texto de Don MacPherson
NORTH-EASTERN town of Consett, county Durham, nothing
much happens since the steelworks shut down a few years ago. The
are is filled with all-too-believable tales of men devoted to
making steel now devoted to racing pigeons, or other hobbies now
part of the leisure economy.
It's a topsy-turvy state of affairs, where betting on whispers is
considered a safer investment than shipbuilding, but for surreal
improbability two recent events take the post-industrial cake
The first was a plan to build a winter sports ski slope on the
site of the old Consett steel works and give the unemployed the
chance to parade in Jean-Claude Killy sportswear. The second was,
if anything, more unlikely; namely the irresistible rise to
prominence of a local seminary-trained garagehand by the name of
A few years ago you might have seen him serving petrol in a
run-down garage, impatient to get rid of the idiots who asked for
directions and get back to his novels, maybe James Joyce or
something else the combination of an Irish/English Catholic
background and a polytechnic degree would indicate.
But this curious, underfed, wity figure in his mid-twenties was,
in reality, a special kind of provincial species: the pop hermit.
For Paddy had formed
a group known even more improbably as Prefab Sprout. They
performed all Paddy's songs, hundred of them which he'd written,
like all neglected geniuses, in his bedroom. The group contained
another McAloon - young brother Martin - and a singer known more
prosaically as Wendy Smith. But the other problem with the senior
McAloon was that he had to be dragged screaming to play his songs
in front of an audience.
It wasn't that he was ashamed of his songs. He was ashamed of the
PA, their lack of money, their lack of perfection. "We'd do
one gig in front of thirty people in a pub, and then I'd say -
right, I've done it now, that's it. Now I'm gonna retire and go
back to the songwriting."
It was going to be a long haul ...
PADDY HAD STARTED
to perform his own songs between cover versions of "Eleanor
Rigby" and "All The Young Dudes" when he was 12
years old, giving shows in old people's homes. Like the good,
polite Catholic boy he was, he'd take a deep a bow at the end.
But years later that youthful cockiness had vanished and the
thought of casting pearls before swine was too awful to
"I didn't want to play live because it involved
showbusiness, gesture and compromises," he says.
"I wasn't prepared to play to people to people who'd be
happier listening to Chuck Berry's Greatest Hits. I only did it
all because I was forced to." Paddy didn't care. He may have
been polite, but he was proud and knew he was good.
"I was so far gone," he rues, looking back. "There
was a stubborness about me. But I was also enthralled at waht he
was doing. Awfully narcissistic, but I thought that these were
truly splendid things which no-one knew about. And I thought I
could preserve their strenght by never showing them to anybody,
and therefore never having to change them. So I took refugee in
being unknown and having no money."
Paddy returned to
the bedroom and imagined himself as a future Paul McCartney,
Brian Wilson, Burt Bacharach, Jim Webb and more. Brother Martin
eventually took the tapes down to CBS in London. A couple of
years later, after two LPs ("Swoon" and "Steve
McQueen"), it has gradually dawned on many people that
they've been listening to a kind of McAloon's Greatest Hits, a
distillation of the past 15 years work.
As if from nowhere he's been acclaimed in gushing terms as the
best thing since McCartney, Bacharach, blah, blah. Not since the
Beatles' "Revolver" ... since "Pet Sounds"
... since "Notorious Byrd Brothers". Maybe the only
person who wasn't entirely surprised was Paddy McAloon. Nothing
could have been less improbable.
HIS FEELING SEEMS
to be that if people get half as much fun listening to his songs
as he does writing them, then they'll be pleased. "I live to
write," he says, "If I can't write, I get anxious and I
can't relax. I feel it justifies me being on earth. It's a
neurosis. I'm not functional and don't do anything unless I do
that. I'd love that self-sufficiency of people who can sit back
and enjoy a quiet day and reflect on things. I have to be beaten
into submission to get to that stage.
"I can get loss in writing. It's the most pleasurable
experience I know. The experience of making something form
nothing is one I can never get over. There's always a chance that
one day, through a combination of skill and lucky breaks, you get
a sequence of chords of a melody that bypasses the intelligence
and hits the nervous system. Most rock critics go for analyzing
lyrics. It's totally misleading compared to the thrill of writing
and listening to them. The magic of them is beyond the purely
verbal. A word can mean one thing in the voice of Leonard Cohen,
but in Marvin Gaye's or Michael Jackson's voice completely
another. I love to see people get in a tangle about
All this is
delivered in a thoughtful, gentle Geordie accent that seems
refreshingly straightforward after the flood of intricate
augmented and diminished chords and frequent time changes in his
songs. But in both speech and song he gives the unexpected
impression of sounding simultaneously analytical and soulful;
loving both the art and spontaneity of a song, expressing
complexity in a simple melody line or using a catchy hook with an
unexpected lyric. He knows both where he is, and what he's after.
"I'm not an instictive rock'n'roller. I mean you wouldn't
say I made records like Little Richard. Although if the truth
were told, my approach has far more sympathy with that than the
"I try to strip down language now. But I've put out so many
things from a time when I had different ideas, when I thought the
idea was to be 'different' of 'shockingly original' or
'personal'. I am very private though. When I see interviews with
people discussing their parents or their girlfriend, I think, 'My
God, you've got no shame!' I feel absolutely revolted by it. If I
live quietly like an idiot or a loafer, then allow the spotlight
to be turned on it, it just seems obscene."
UNLIKE MOST OF
his praising critics, he does know when to shut up.
"Everything I do goes into the writing," he says.
"Aside from that I really believe I'm boring." He
isn't, of course. He just hasn't listened for a while to those
who reckon they're really interesting.
In addition, he possesses the ability to bypass the established
networks and conventions. It stems from his remaining up in the
alledgedly provincial Norht-East. The result is that he measures
neither his songs, nor his morals, ambitions, emotions, nor his
tastes by the standards of the London media and showbiz circuit.
He just lives with his mother and father, a former maths teacher.
Their house, an old vicarage, affected producer Thomas Dolby with
its "musty, Gothic mood". He went there to hear the
songs that eventually became the "Steve McQueen" LP
that he produced. "Paddy took me up to his bedroom and
started playing the songs on an acoustic guitar, arranged as you
hear them on the record. He had a notebook with about 50 songs in
it. I was so impressed. There was a special atmosphere about them
and the place."
The fact that
neither Paddy nor singer Wendy Smith talk about romance makes
anyone interested in such matters put two and two anyway.
Otherwise the course of conversation flows naturally past such
unexpected landmarks as "Wichita Lineman" by Glen
Campbell, "Eloise" by Paul and Barry Ryan, W.B. Yeats
or Thomas Pynchon and The Jesus And Mary Chain, and returns to
such McAloon favourites as Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson and Paul
McCartney. It's a map that is decidedly idiosyncratic.
"I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact we may live
somewhere that is considered unusual to other people," he
says. "It never ocurred to me until a Frecnh journalist
asked me about it. It's 1985 and you have access to absolutely
anything, wherever you come from.
"But I always think I was rather stupid, since people aged
16 or 18 either have a sense of belonging somewhere, or a sense
of being an outsider like a character from a John Braine or Allan
Stillitoe novel who will get some kind of ammunition from being
in a Northern place. It had never occurred to me."
What has ocurred to his is how the effect of music is both
surreptitious and unheroic, more a backdrop to life than some
"People aren't conscious of the fact that records are the
things they dream do. They don't have to be. But whether you're
The Jesus And Mary Chain or Duran Duran, that's the function of
records: something that gets in there, into your background like
an aid to your memory. As years go by the fabric of your times is
bound up with music. I like the fact people aren't conscious of
that, but that's what they dream to. You should be flattered when
someone buys your records. You are a small part of what they
NOW THAT HE is
no longer Paddy McAloon - bohemian, layabout, unemployed loafer
and dreamer - but Paddy McAloon, pop star, he has become more
than a small part of what some people do. When he came off stage
a few weeks ago, and was waiting to return for an encore, he met
his first Rupert Pupkin; a man who, like de Niro in King of
Comedy, knew more about Paddy than Paddy, a man who imagined
himself to be on a special psychic plane occupied only by himself
an Paddy, and who presumed he was about to enter some special
communion with his hero.
McAloon was polite, but firm, and gamely went back on stage to
complete the encore, registering only how improbable the whole
thing was. "People have the strangest ideas of what you're
like," he says.
He met someone the other day who said he could imagine listening
to Prefab Sprout's music while sipping wine in a wine bar. Indeed
that was what it was made for!
"I had to grit my teeth, " says Paddy, "and just
say, 'Well, not really'."